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Dragon

a very homely un-kept woman that looks as if she is in her 40's and has really bad teeth. This woman will also be on all kinds of drugs, so many that they are unmeasuarable on a tox screen. The bad teeth of this smelly creature is also used as a weapon against its enemys. the way she does this is by breaking her teeth off using a tongue method that she has learned from years on the street and many years of liking toaster ovens clean. she is also bitchy all the time and has moving warts on her face.
person 1 :hey did you see that woman?

person 2: you mean that homely un-kept thing?

person 1: yeah that thing

person 2: yes they call them dragons, they are very well known for carying diseases and biting off toaster oven nob thingys.
by cervic June 20, 2011
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Dragon

that dragon loves potato salad
by stewertamazing January 19, 2007
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Dragon

1. An attractive woman at a party whom a male desires to have relations with that same night, with no intention of ever calling, seeing, or conversing with again;

2. A women who – upon first impression (a) is willing to have drunken, dirty, emotionless, sex and (b) has at least one STD in which you will undoubtedly receive upon participating in (a);

3. The act of engaging in intercourse with said woman is known as "Slaying the Dragon", the male who does this is known as a "Dragon Slayer".
Friends at a party:
Man #1: “Broseph, I’m going to slay that dragon tonight.”
Man #2: “Nice, slay her with you sword.”
Man #3: “Make sure you wrap your tool, she’s bound to have something.”

Friends the next morning:
Man #2: “Did you take her down?”
Man #1: “For sure, but now my cock is all red and itchy.”
Man #3: “I told you to wear a jimmy cap.”
by jdame February 8, 2007
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Dragon

When in reference to a sexual partner; Dragon: a person who frequently contracts and transmits clymidia to their sexual partners.
Bro, that woman is a Dragon. Ain't nobody got time for that!
by Srfnbtrfly December 20, 2020
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Dragon

by Blue_Underlined_Name October 6, 2019
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Dragon

ITS LITERALLY A FLYING LIZARD THAT BREATHES FIRE AND KICKS ASS
by ditto.png April 29, 2019
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Dragon

-Is a dragon an animal?
-Yea.

-What kind of animal?
-A reptile.

-So like, a lizard?
-Sure.

-So dragons are giant lizards with wings.
by hullo? March 22, 2019
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