Douchebeep

When sitting at a red light, the light turns green and the person in the car behind you immediately starts beeping their horn.

"I can't believe that guy is honking at me! The light just turned green a second ago!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."

by JGper cussion October 21, 2011

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

douchehoe

a douchebag and a manwhore mixed into one big jerk

the douchehoe "gets around" and then doesn't call!

by samiamxoxoxo August 4, 2009

Douchebreeder

A heterosexual who embodies all negative traits of heterosexuals, especially male ones.

I feel uncomfortable around Mike with his popped collar, fake tan, and Axe body spray; he's such a douchebreeder.

by A Cow Told Me To Write This January 19, 2011

Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

doucheano

a synonym for douche or douchebag

hey man dont pull a doucheano

what a doucheano

by annonmous3 January 19, 2010