Doucherino

a girl that cant appreciate nor handle the velvety smooth crisp clean succulent taste of popov premium alchoholic beverage

Sarah is the biggest doucherino i know....damn i didnt even think a girl could stoop that low.

by sarahthedoucherino July 10, 2010

douchetonomy

the study of how and why people act like douche bags

Douchetonomy class was hard, we learned about the psychological effect on others

by the douche doctor December 12, 2010

douchesnazzle

another variation of a douche; retard; mentally challenged being/organism

You don't care about Dobby dying?! You're such a douchesnazzle!

by Trilipinas+Quashley May 6, 2011

douchemont

(n) A dirtbag of total douchery. Will Often steal credit for other people's hard work, never on time, calls others dirtbags to deflect their own dirtbagedness. If a Douchemont was in an army, he'd totally fuck his buddies every chance and talk shit behind their backs. Probably takes pills to make them less crazy, but the pills obviously don't work. Enjoys going down dark alleys and sucking off homeless chinese men against their will.

(v) The act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife's lips. After expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself "shitty dick." See also "tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey fucking dipshit"

Person A let's a mess accumulate at work, and doesn't appreciate it when other people fix their fuck ups. This makes person A a "douchemont"

by 61n63R June 22, 2011

Douchernova

Noun: 1) An astronomically profound expression of douche behavior. 2) The person (douche) who generates such.

What a night. Our solar system was scoured with intense shock waves from Jim being such a douchernova. Because of him, poor Pluto got demoted to Big Rock status.

by L*dub August 17, 2011

douchesnozzle

When you want to call someone a douche nozzle but you also want it to sound kinda funny

This bus driver is such a douchesnozzle because he was being a dick to people

by Diddlyfiddler April 25, 2016

Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016