doucheboob

An especially vacuous, overbearing, ignorant person. A person exhibiting the obnoxiousness of a douchebag and the intelligence of a boob.

He doesn't know the first thing about ________ but acts like the expert, what a doucheboob.

by doucheboob October 15, 2011

Freshman Doucheboy

Freshman in Highschool that is thought of to be a "douche" by many people. Generally they are very unintulectual, they are so dim that they often try to act as if they are "tough" but back down as soon as someone challenges them. Some have even been known to file false police reports, due to them starting a fight and getting their ass handed to them.

Raquel: What's wrong, Rainy?
Rainy: Those Freshman Doucheboys are at it again!!!

by TiGoNThEGrEaT April 14, 2011

Douchepocrisy

The act of one engaging in both douchebaggery and hypocrisy.

Person 1: I don't pay my taxes. WHY CAN'T THE GOVERNMENT FIX SHIT!?

Person 2: Enough of your douchepocrisy.

by atheistvstheist July 17, 2009

Douchebook

Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.

Thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. FFS

by Holly M S May 25, 2010

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

douchecookie

nick williams also known as a firecrotch

nick is such a douchecookie!

by blondeness May 13, 2009

douchebot

One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.

Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"

"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."

by asefi October 3, 2007