doucheformer

A douchebag in disguise.

Person 1: You just locked me out of the house!
Person 2: Haha, I know!
Person 1: I'm gonna have to kick you in the penis because you're a doucheformer.

by CupcakessC: January 21, 2010

douchearrea

The act of being a douche when someone is acting like a douche too you.

Person A: I love Hair-gel and overusing Axe.

Person B: Me Too!!!!

Person C: Dude you just caught a major case of Douchearrea, you should see a doctor

by that_kid_with_the_face July 22, 2010

doucherize

VERB: To change someone or something into a douche, or that of a douche.

Adam wore my leather jacket and doucherized it. Now I look like a fag in it.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

Doucheipel

A person who strives all their life to be the highest form of a douche bag, but does not succeed. They follow the acts of other douche bags, thus making them a follower of douche baggery acts.

Dori: He couldn't be more of a douche bag.

Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.

by Musiclove420 July 7, 2011

douchefritter

A gay douchebag.

douche fag: oh. my. gawd. you are like so ugly!
harry: shut up douchefritter

by kurtgermanfacelicker September 10, 2012

douchelorean

The asshole tailgating you with the lifted truck!

I am going to do a brake stand if that douchelorean doesn't get off my ass!

by cm115 April 10, 2015

L'eau de doucherie

Self-explanatory- smells like an asshole or douchebag.

L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche bag + random French word cherie)

Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"

by T&T'sDictionary March 19, 2023