Doucheball

A very homosexual game played in P.E. class.

Dude, I dont want to play doucheball today, it sucks ass.

by A^Train November 30, 2004

Douchebagery

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.

OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.

by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007

Douchebagernaught

A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.

That dude just called me a Douchebagernaught, what a douche!

by PBB GCC December 4, 2010

Douchele

Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.

Carl, quit being such a douchele.

My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.

by douchele January 21, 2013

douchebacle

A debacle that is created by someone known for being a douche bag... hence a douchebacle.

Once Fred showed up, the whole event became a douchebacle.

by Warm Saggy Balls October 11, 2016

Douchecalade

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.

"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

doncheadlesbiggestfan

don cheadles biggest fan. no one likes don more that doncheadlesbiggestfan. also the best mutual anyone can have

cool person: do you know doncheadlesbiggestfan?
another cool person: omg yes they are so cool.

by drstrangeswife August 25, 2021