Cheadles
Fake tits on an African-American transsexual/transvestite (also referred to as a Cheadle). Named after acclaimed actor Don Cheadle, for whom most black trannies resemble in a feeble attempt to look feminine.
You'd have thought the Adam's Apple would've tipped me off, but it wasn't until I reached under her shirt and her Cheadles popped out that I figured out "Candace" was most likely Barry, the black network tech from the 3rd floor.
Get the Cheadles mug.