double homicide

twitter meme from joseline cabarets show

did you get an abortion?
yeah, twins.

damn, double homicide.

by meghanthourtstallion April 15, 2021

double down

Originally a term used in the card game blackjack, where a player doubles their original bet in exchange for exactly one additional card; most useful when the remaining deck is offering extremely favorable odds of making a total of twenty-one.

The term is increasingly used as a media euphemism when political figures tell bald-faced lies and when confronted with contradictory statements, the politician not only fails to retract their claims but instead expresses an increased certainty in their truth.

The political candidate claimed that 99% of the violent crimes committed in the United States were perpetrated by Canadians. When challenged with data indicating that in fact less that 0.1 percent of crimes are committed by Canadians, the candidate opted to double down, claiming that the data was incorrect. Further, the candidate pledged to, if elected, expel all US citizens with Canadian ancestry from the country.

by Sonicoed June 11, 2017

doubility

This phrase is of Chinglish origin. Comes from the noun "doubi", which refers to who did something both stupid and funny. Means the level of someone being silly and hilarious at the same time.

A: Brandy went to the wrong classroom again, sitting there for an entire class. She wasn't aware of it until the class was over.
B: Wow, her doubility doubled this time.

by zonkey56 April 18, 2014

Double Toss off

When two guys jerk off together as a form of male bonding.

Tyler and Griffin did a double toss off to solidify their new found friendship.

by j.ohnsavage December 4, 2020

Monkey Double Backflips

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.

She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

by mstar1337 July 15, 2020

Double Rhino

When you use your 2 hands and grab above a persons knee. Then they pee them self.

LMAO, i just double rhino'd you ryan! and you peed your self lol.

by lets sick 754 August 30, 2017

Double Cheeked Up

Someone with an immense amount of ass

"bro did you see me yesterday in those green shorts"
"Hell Yeah! You were Double Cheeked Up"

by DoubleCheekedUp May 3, 2019