dongless

no dick

i am dongless

by 39z March 7, 2018

dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018

Donglesaurus

Giant synthetic penis or sex toy, usually found in carry on bags at the TSA checkpoint.

I forgot to take my donglesaurus out of my bag before I left for my trip.

by CACattack712 March 11, 2022

Dongledorffe

n: someone who refuses to admit that they're wrong or in the wrong, even when they themselves know that they are, because they're too prideful and embarrassed to admit that they're stupid.

v: when someone refuses to admit that they're in the wrong due to pride or stupidity.

n: "Ethan is such a dongledorffe, like just admit you're wrong idiot"
v: "If you keep dongledorffeing, these arguments are never gonna end"

by Aunt Suzy's Rat January 28, 2022

Dobgle

a word used for when you don't want to insult someone but you dont want to boost their ego either

You look very dobgle today.

by SeverusS March 4, 2022

Doogle

The long cylinder piece of flesh that hangs from a mans body with two squishy circular packages between his legs.

His pants were so tight I could see his doogle through them.

by TeddyJones August 23, 2010

dongle balls

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis

Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015