Doofed 'er

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.

2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.

1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.

2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.

by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011

Doofert

The kid in high school that no one likes and everyone makes fun of. Tried to be funny but ultimately fails in every occasion and makes everything awkward.

synonyms: mike

That kid sitting in the back is such a doofert.

by p-ston February 24, 2017

doofeinschmirtz

A character from phone as and pherb. Normally a complete dumb asss

Doofeinschmirtz is up to something evil go stop him agent p

by Poopoo doodoo May 8, 2018

Doofer

An Electronic E-cigarette usually a Disposable

“you bro can I hit your doofer”
“yhman say less”

by Wrldstrmoneyy January 23, 2023

Hoofty Doofty

When your wound up, annoyed, pissed of etc…

Calcium 1. Shut up!
Calcium 2. What…
Calcium 1. No just shut up
Calcium 2. *whispers all right no need to get hoofty doofty

by hydrated_calcium July 4, 2021

Spoofer Doofer

A fat Blunt

Dude lets smoke a spoofer doofer.

by Bungy Booce August 26, 2021

Doofer

An essay/paper on which you will recieve an F. NOT a test or oral report.

Incorrect: I just wrote a doofer.

Correct: I just sqeezed out a doofer.

Correct: I just plopped a doofer on the teacher's desk.

by Cameron the 1337 December 22, 2005