Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Denning: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Denning: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.
(Crocodile Dundee II (1988).
Denning: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Denning: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.
(Crocodile Dundee II (1988).
by Markle Sallamonie March 24, 2010
Get the Donkmug. 
oh my god! you just cracked my skateboard. you donk!
I can't believe you said that stupid thing! you donk!
I can't believe you said that stupid thing! you donk!
by blonde_bombshell December 5, 2007
Get the donkmug. It means ridiculous and is short for "ridonkulous," but unlike "ridonkulous," saying it won't get you beaten up.
"Yo, this is donk, I was only a minute over my parking meter and I got a ticket!"
"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"
"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"
by idiomaddict January 5, 2010
Get the Donkmug. A name given to a person who acts in a manner adverse or inconsistently to the situation at hand or with people present. At that, this person has opened him/herself to the utmost radical degree of criticism. This most likely results in the person killing him/herself. At best, this person abstains from any kind of contact with any person due to the fact that everyone would most likely want to donkey punch him/her.
Alex: Hey guys what's up!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
by Ralphi September 13, 2010
Get the Donkmug. (-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.
1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.
by traap March 29, 2011
Get the DONKmug. 1) The sound a computer makes when certain types of error messages or pop-ups appear on the screen of your monitor;
2) To block access to something on a computer because of an error message or pop-up.
2) To block access to something on a computer because of an error message or pop-up.
I just got a donk from a menu screen on my computer, so I have to 'x" it out to get to the next link.
by pentozali October 19, 2007
Get the donkmug.