Shotgun Divorce

When a woman shoots her husband because he got another woman pregnant.

Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!

by Jerry Mander August 10, 2010

divorstitute

n. a mid-30's or older woman who was formerly a strong, independent, feminist type who upon divorcing her husband became utterly incapable of survival without huge infusions of his cash. She generally drives a BMW or Mercedes convertible with "ALIMONY" for license plates.

I met this lady at the bar last night who told me she was unemployed but lived in a nice house and drove a nice car. Her ex-husband is a dentist. She must be a divorstitute.

by lameusername1 April 6, 2014

divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.

I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.

by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014

divorced kids

Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it

divorced kids have a hard life

by Artlover2000 July 9, 2015

Disoregano

The act of oiling the penis before mastrerbation

Last night I disoregano

by Jetronactor January 17, 2017

Divorgasm

The feeling one receives after a divorce is finalized.

When Cletus' divorce papers were signed, he had such a big relief that he had a divorgasm.

by Otto Moe Beale August 28, 2019

Divorce

Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.

That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'

Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.

50% of Married couples get a divorce.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020