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divorstitute

n. a mid-30's or older woman who was formerly a strong, independent, feminist type who upon divorcing her husband became utterly incapable of survival without huge infusions of his cash. She generally drives a BMW or Mercedes convertible with "ALIMONY" for license plates.

I met this lady at the bar last night who told me she was unemployed but lived in a nice house and drove a nice car. Her ex-husband is a dentist. She must be a divorstitute.

by lameusername1 April 6, 2014