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Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.
I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!
by definitionbestower December 5, 2022
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cultural distraction

A cultural distraction is due to cultural activities that are practiced by one culture but has also become an activity for other cultures although it doesn't really pertain to their own culture or doesn't really matter, really.
"Do we really have to participate in this cultural distraction of Chinese New Year's again? Really? Why are we celebrating their New Year again? Are we going to end up buying trinkets for things we don't really believe in? I think this is all a marketing ploy to sell trinkets every year.
by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015
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Hauppauge District

A school that is nice on the outside, but pretty messed up within. There are either the popular (that all suck it’s like a movie lol not kidding), the whores, the druggies, the really nice and smart kids,
Mutual , skaters, and emos. Nobody in the middle school wants to be there. There is enough drama and bullshit in that school the recreate all the reality tv shows in America. We haven’t won homecoming in 9 years yet we still set off fireworks to celebrate another disappointment of a Hauppauge sports team. Pretty much the only team that does well is wrestling and or volleyball. There music program is great yet not much appreciated by the students that don’t participate and everyday is either a scene from mean girls and or real housewives or who the hell cares. 7th and 8th graders are the worst;They think they own the town even though they’re all bitches who run home to there mom and dads when they don’t get they’re way. Almost everyone there is self centered uncaring pieces of shit who think they’re bad ass cause they smoke weed and drink alcoho
Hauppauge is up by 28 points”
“Oh well guess they’re not going to win again”
Hauppauge District sucks they will never win”
by Sharks.r.fun May 31, 2018
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LAUSD (LAWLESS AND UNETHICAL SCHOOL DISTRICT)

Acronym For lawless and unethical school district. The second largest school district in the nation is notorious for protecting pedophiles and white chalk crime sprees. In LA people go to great expense and trouble to send their children to other districts or private schools.
LAUSD recently made headlines again with yet another concealed pervert scurrying into the public eye and a billion dollar boondoggle involving known for its toxic school sites and terrible free lunch fare, LAUSD has made headlines with the Belmont Black Hole, a recent ex scandal involving sperm flavored cockroaches and bondage.infamous for mistreating teachers and students, LAUSD has distinquished itself in waste, criminal indifference and as a Fortune 500 company
Many LA teachers believe sending your child to an LAUSD (Lawless AND Unethical School District) campus is child abuse.
by Chance La Rue October 4, 2013
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District Attorney

In many jurisdictions in the United States, a District Attorney (DA) is an elected or appointed government official who represents the government in the prosecution of criminal offenses. The district attorney is the highest officeholder in the jurisdiction's legal department and supervises a staff of assistant (ADA) or deputy district attorneys. Similar functions are carried out at the local level in other jurisdictions by officers named the Commonwealth's Attorney, State's Attorney, County Attorney, or County Prosecutor. Depending on the system in place in the particular state, county, or district attorneys may be appointed by the chief executive of the region or elected by the people.
The District Attorney didn't do a good job in convicting O. J. Simpson.
by lazaro1118 June 27, 2011
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The Central District

A ghetto neighborhood in the middle of urban Seattle known for high crime, gangs, and rapper Sir Mix-A-Alot. also called the "cd".
person1 calls person2

person1:where you at hommie
Person2:rollin through the central district
by left coast killa October 20, 2008
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red light district

A Red Light District is a place where prostitution is common. The phrase was based in the Bible where Rahab, a prostitute in Jericho, aided Joshua's spies with a red light.

Interestingly enough, the Japanese word "akasen" (red-line district) is of equal meaning to a red-light district.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever visited Kabukicho (Japan), Patpong (Thailand), Wanchai (Hong Kong), Sunset Boulevard (California {Hollywood}) and Venus Valley (Montana)? I sure did for the last couple of years, and all were awesome!

Guy 2: Well.. all of the cities you've visited.. they are all red-light districts. I'm sure you had a real "good" time there.
by Welp July 31, 2004
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