dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.

"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

by Chance Wayne May 24, 2010

dingleberries

Balls of hard shit that hangs from ones ass. A real pain to get them off in the shower.

"Fuck, I have dingleberries again? third time this week!"

by ICEFIRE December 21, 2013

dingleberries

A man's testicles

Ow! Don't kick my dingleberries, Nate!

by cavecharm October 31, 2014

Dingleberries

Tiny lumps of crusty shit stuck to the hairs of your arseole after taking a good shit.

Excuse me while I just pop to the shithouse but I need to get rid of some dingleberries from my arseole

by FARTPANTS44 August 29, 2018

Dingleberries

Pro as fuck zilean that carries ur ass.

Thanks for the carry Dingleberries. "kreygasm".

by LilMega February 11, 2019

Dingleberries

Lint balls in the genital and anal areas .

Jim Doe got dingleberries in his general areas from using the wrong toilet tissue.

by Straw white September 26, 2019

Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020