digigong

Digital Gong--Derived from the old television show named, "The Gong Show". The process of stopping an MP3 or video before it is over when it gets boring or annoying, usually due to over performance or general suckiness of the performer.

I had to digigong Mariah Carey when she hit that horrible high note and started riffing. I wish there was an automatic digigong every time Michael Bolton sings.

by Spread like Mike Honcho November 29, 2010

digifriend

Digifriend \dij-E-frend\
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard soley through a digital medium.

Brian: Hey Ted, isn't that your friend Leonard? You should say hello?

Ted: No, he's just my digifriend. We don't actually interface when we see one another in person, i just carry on lengthy conversations with him online and then ignore him when I see him out.

by #DaltonVoss November 21, 2011

digidiot

Anyone who cannot even master the simplest items of technology.

The ability to program a pre programmed microwave is beyond their ken. They wouldn't get that the popcorn button is all they need to push to have microwaved popcorn. Tom is such a digidiot he has to ask for help at self service gas stations.

by pensman August 30, 2012

digiboo

n. an internet girlfriend or boyfriend.

I sure hope my digiboo ain't catfishin' me.

by Cruzzzz November 22, 2013

digi-whores

Brand new photographer in the business, shooting for free and giving a way a CD of "edited images" in order to "build my portfolio."

I have at least a dozen digi-whores within a five mile radius of my studio. Three of them Grouponed themselves right out of business the first year, the rest are just street walking their way into bankruptcy.

by NSP33 February 15, 2014

degiorgio

An Italian who eats pasta.

Stop hogging up all the pasta you degiorgio!

by DarthQuantum June 12, 2017

digilo

A homosexual man without a penis and only balls who likes to take it in the ass

Bro you’re such a digilo right now

by Digilo November 29, 2017