Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.

"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"

by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025

Dickmatized

when you are so attached to a guy that does really well in sexual intercourse and has a nice shape/size dick.

I think I was only with Dan because he had a nice dick. I was dickmatized.

by ruckify July 18, 2023

Dickmatized

When a woman is so overwhelmed by the intensity of high level dick being thrown that she falls asleep during or immediately after, often due to multiple orgasms or extreme relaxation."

Hey Edwin , how about last night when you were finished Pounding Julez I finished her off and Dickmatized her .

by Dick Ninja June 30, 2025

Dickmatized

Hypnotized by a male sex organ

That star gyal was dickmatized when I sent her a picture of me lying down sideways in my bed on Wednesday night.

by Spicy white boy September 14, 2022

Dickmatized

When a woman, (usually later in life and/or after having more sexual experiences/partners), finally enjoys herself sexually and becomes obsessed/emotionally entangled with the specific man she enjoyed herself with the most, unable to separate the physical from emotional. Generally only affects pick-me's, and actually creates more severe pick-me behavior.

When women's sexual freedom is stigmatized, men are able to dickmatize them.

Thanks patriarchy!

"Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He dickmatized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs"

-Wood by Taylor Swift

by thurstie_with_a_k November 9, 2025

dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.

- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.

by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021

Dickmatized

When you feel you are in love because of how good a dick feels

I have been dickmatized after having sex with Paddy

by Queenuzi January 26, 2019