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Dickmatized

Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.
by pinkrasberrytwee123 October 7, 2025
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Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.
"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"
by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025
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dickmatize

Basically like dick riding or on people nuts
Boy stfu you dickmatize”
by yunnngin.. February 19, 2021
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Dickmatized

When person is sprung on the dick and think they in love
You dont love me your just dickmatized
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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Dickmatized

That star gyal was dickmatized when I sent her a picture of me lying down sideways in my bed on Wednesday night.
by Spicy white boy September 14, 2022
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Dickmatized

And/or being addicted to what the dick did.
She saw me then suddenly realized she was dickmatized
by Big Bange November 11, 2021
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Dickmatization

When a person is so blind by the DICK they become absolutely fucking delusional dumbass bitch.
He cheated on her but she took him back? Oh she's suffering from dickmatization for sure. Hope she gets better soon!
by girliepop69 October 5, 2023
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