DICKBAGEL

NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh

by cheeseuser June 8, 2021

Dickface

A jerk, an asshole, a guy who thinks they know it all, and thinks that they are amazing at singing-when they really suck, they also think they can have whatever they want, commonly referred to as a "Tyler"

Guy- "Dude I could have her if I wanted her"
Girl- "You are such a Dickface!"

by Russel K. January 4, 2010

dickbagetry

Study of being a dick bag/scumbag

Velocity at which dick enters and exits

Hey you see Nick Myers over there he majors in dickbagetry

by T.Murray November 12, 2007

dickfaced

When you pass out at a party and people write graffiti on your body esp. penises on your face hence dickfaced. If you pass out on a bed your safe from the dickfacing ritual.

Person 1: Dood he passed out I think we should have dickfaced him.

Person 2: Yeah, but he passed out on a bed. He is in the safe zone.

by Toiletpaper Titties February 1, 2008

Dickagina

A penis so small it stays in looking like a small round front vagina

That man is so fat, just look at his dickagina.

by Cjgrig01 June 3, 2009

Dickbag

A loud boisterous asshole who also happens to be a huge douchebag.

Hey Guy P., stop being a dickbag you kike!

by Bob Baker NSCHOF August 10, 2015

dickage

to have a bump or shadow formed by your penis.

kinda like cleavage but for guys

damn yesterday i had really small shorts on and i had major dickage showing

by tello f. baby October 3, 2007