dickweed

Asshole, dumbass, know-it-all, ass-kisser

Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.

by B Dominguez December 22, 2003

dickbear

a person who made a fail or stupid move or idea and went a head with it

Hey we should stop hitler! (dickbear move)
man...matts a major dickbear for hitting on her

by screamingremi,I_boof_Cod January 4, 2011

Dickbreaker

When a women is so hot you are willing to break your dick off inside her during sex.

Oliva Munn is a dickbreaker to me.

by Planetcontrol June 17, 2019

dickbender

The maneuver in which a male or a hermaphrodite bends its penis to temporarily relieve pain associated with an otherwise unattended erection, much akin to the feeling of pushing on a bruise.

A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.

Carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree dickbender.

At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

Dickweed

The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

"Bro I just dickweed ."

by Bittah pupil April 3, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game

Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me

by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013

dickweek

when a girl has sex at least 7 times in one week

You u had sex 784 times this week, damn that was a dickweek.

by Mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008