3 definitions by Mark Twains a dickweed

1
n: When a guy squirts cum into a girls butt on the way out of her vagina.
Usually doggy style.
Hey! You just gave me a parting gift, you ass!
by Mark Twains a dickweed December 10, 2008
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2
when two people are having sex and multiple quifs come out in a row
Damn girl that was just a quif pizza you had right there.
by Mark Twains a dickweed December 10, 2008
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3
when a girl has sex at least 7 times in one week
You u had sex 784 times this week, damn that was a dickweek.
by Mark Twains a dickweed December 10, 2008
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