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by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN September 21, 2015
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dicknatized

description of dat look a female get after u make her cum real hard.
"yo she jus kept starin at me like she was lost or somethin"

"yeah dass cuzz her ass was dicknatized"
by MAC^ MAC^ October 18, 2006
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dickmatize

Sleeping with a girl for a period of time, ending the sexual relationship before she's ready to, and then the girl subsequently goes crazy.
Hey man, I heard Sally fucked up John's car, keyed it and everything.

Yeah dude, he really dickmatized her.
by Brad Clark June 30, 2006
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dickaliciouse

something that is sweeter/or as sweet as the wonderful thing dick.
Maegan and Aubrey ate the most dickaliciouse cake today at Matt's house.

I dont know why Kyle finds poop so dickaliciouse
by Meg&Aubo June 25, 2009
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Dickalish

Someone who is overly sensitive about most things, and is a dick about said things.
Combination of ticklish and dick
Dude, it was just a joke! Stop being so dickalish!
by Brandumful May 18, 2015
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Dicknatized

When a person of any gender and orientation is engaging intimately with a person with a penis, there is a chance you may end up dicknatized. Even if you know there is no future for the two of you.

This happens after intimacy when there is a release of Oxytocin in the brain, tricking us into believing we are bonded and in love with someone.

It usually builds slowly overtime and hypnotizes us blindly into falling for someone that we would not have been interested in as a potential partner, had we not had sex.

Warning- as innocent as it seems, being love can be more powerful than any drug, and if you end up dicknatized by a selfish prick, it could ruin your entire life. Take a step back and evaluate if this is serving your greatest good. For support contact a therapist or a good friend.
V - I think I’m falling for him.
J- you told me you see no future together?
V- but that DICK though!
J- oh girl, you’re dicknatized.
by ValGina PureRomance November 23, 2021
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dickalope

when a man discovers that he is checking out a transsexual
she is hot .. oh wait its a he. DICKALOPE!!
by commonss June 19, 2011
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