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Dickwad is used versus or about a person who is pissing one off, in fact normally a person who is patronising usually with intimidatorial power against oneself.cf it is used as a reproach against a figure's attacking superiority of gesture, referring them as a precious perpetrator, one of annoying prestige- the prestige being the cause of one's upset and reason to retaliate or put them down (see example below). The key in the word is the second sylablle 'wad', referencing wealth to the offending entity who is patronising one(etc see above), as in 'wad of dick' in fact. a 'wad' of dickheaded-ness- dick-ness in this case being crucially about outsider patronisation annoying-ness pissing one off crucially.
The devil: 'You really are a small boy'
Oneself: 'Shut it dickwad'
by ben77 October 22, 2007
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AKA Rushbo, a pseudo-intellectual bigot with a wide audience of dittoheads.
Did you listen to that Dickwad's rant today about President Obama appointing a WOMAN, Hispanic to be one of the SUPREMES?
by Colorado Bob July 2, 2009
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Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017
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Dickwad

I large group of angry gay men make circle and proceed to jack off
Hey Todd, I was walking to a bar last night and I saw a big dickwad in the alleyway.
by MeatMongrel June 1, 2018
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Dickwad is a word to describe Kaleb. Now Kaleb is a cool guy. But hes also a dickwad. Now being a dickwad is not a bad thing. Some people like dickwads. A dickwad is a person who is ususally tall strange and metrosexual.
Kaleb is a dickwad. Oh what a dickwad he is.
by anonomous March 20, 2005
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Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009
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The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.
Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!
by Kevin Ladd January 17, 2008
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