2 definitions by Cherie Booth
Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.
Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?
Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?
Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.
Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?
Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?
Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.
Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009
A straw you use to suck your own fanny (if you are a woman). A dickwad with a hole in it (if you are a man).
"My Laverick is blocked, I'm overflowing".
by Cherie Booth September 4, 2009