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Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.
Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow
by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022
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Detective Conan

Detective Conan, the grandfather of One Piece, was created some time when your granddad was born. It follows the story of Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo, a Japanese Sherlock Holmes, and how he lived in fame with hella bitches n cash, just for him to be turned into a first grader by the yakuza/mafia/cartel.

Detective Conan was created to test and challenge how many times a 7 year old can hold someone at gun point, be held at gun point, or fall out of a car or building within 1000 episodes and like 30 movies and specials.
Nigga 1: Hey! I just finished one piece, I need another 1000 episode anime to dedicate my time and energy to!

Nigga 2: Nah, watch Detective Conan. The quality sucks ass but I can't stop watching
by LmaoGodtIer April 12, 2023
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Detective Miawoo

The world's most handsome detective.
Detective Miawoo surely lives up to his reputation, he's beautiful.
by 1YANOU #1 FAN June 22, 2023
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Detective Comics

A comic book series featuring Batman that is published by DC comics.
Nerd 1: Yo dude I bought detective comics number 647, the joker is in it

Nerd 2: Whoa your so cool dude
by BatmanGod August 26, 2005
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playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.
Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.
by authOOr June 30, 2006
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Watch Dog Cheat Detection

Hypixels anti-cheat that can detect legit players of cheating but not blatant bhoppers
Hypixels Watch Dog Cheat Detection needs a new change.
by NoHacksJustMyRod October 19, 2018
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detective

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.
Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006
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