David Donald Darius

He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, everyone can see his meaner leaner boner as his penis is around 19 CM long.

I wish I had a penis like David Donald Darius but the entire size of his thing is unfathamable.

by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022

derpus

Latin masculine 4th-declension noun. Means derp.

Derpus derpuum -- A derp of derps.

E pluribus derpibus unum -- out of many derps, one.

by derpus maximus August 9, 2012

Darius

honestly if you ever get a darius in your life keep him. he's the realest out there and will never ever leave you. he can always be the reason why you smile. and the best part about him is his confidence and positive energy he brings nothing but happiness and if you got a darius you lucky keep him.

mar: i have a darius and he mine.
person: you really lucky.

mar: i know i am.

by mxviam December 19, 2017

Darius

The GOAT himself usually is good with computer always is the smartest person in the room. Dosent bag girls but gives amazing advice.

Omg Darius is such a darius

by 09oeopoop November 24, 2018

derpus- grande

Largest possible quantity of derpness known to mankind. One who acts in derpus manner of extreme magnitude.

Id say that manuever was derpus- grande; your lucky to be alive!

by Larry Goldsmitz December 26, 2007

darius' bra

two cups that hold up the two biggest mounds ever recorded. without darius' bra he would not be allowed to fornicate with women named theresa on a regular basis. he would also have to let men finish on his face.

darius' bra pushed a kid out from in front of a moving bus.

wow darius saved the day with his huge lady lumps.
that bra sure does come in handy.

by clavannah October 26, 2014

C'Darius

A real nigga with a big dick who can fuck yo bitch and not give a fuck but overall caring person very nice to people

That guy is so C'Darius

by Moneymanyokey May 2, 2016