made her dessert

Performed cunnilingus on ones female companion.

Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert

by worldwideschizophrenia December 22, 2013

Deserved Better

Carl Grimes

“Carl deserved better, he died to fast

by ElizabethPakinan May 2, 2018

mojave desert

The hottest place on goddamn earth

Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside

by casportsfan July 13, 2014

Desert Yeti

!UPDATE! Multiple Desert Yeti have been spotted migrating from 29 Palms to Camp Pendleton California. The prognosis is bad as drunk Marines everywhere are making horrible decisions regarding these.... things.

Marine-"Hey baby whats your name?"
Desert Yeti-"(wookie noises)"
Marine-"Really? That's my mom's name. This liquor tells me to kiss you."

by LCplThompson March 14, 2009

just desserts

A common misspelling of the phrase "just deserts". While the two phrases are pronounced exactly the same, "desert" with the emphasis on the second syllable means something that one deserves, rather than an extremely arid expanse of land. "Dessert", on the other hand, is a sweet dish consumed after a meal.

shane123: lol i guess he got his just desserts
rob497: i think you mean "just deserts"
shane123: fuck off u grammar whore
rob497: okay jesus

by elusiveyellow August 25, 2013

desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 19, 2003

deserve

An expression for when someone gets what they deserve. A shorter way of saying “They got what they deserved” or “They deserved that”.

Person 1: I contracted an STD from sleeping around

Person 2: HAHAHA deserve!

by snailcucumber August 23, 2019