dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

by onirebmit October 23, 2012

Denver Double Dip

When an individual goes an extended period of time without sexually gratifying oneself and then chooses to "Denver Double Dip" by masturbating twice within an hours time. In such situations, the first climax is generally reached quite quickly and with little stimulation needed. However, the second attempt is far more difficult and often requires the use of exotic imagery, including but not limited to; pornographic videos involving midgets and/or transsexuals.

"Let me tell you what, I was so horny that I decided to go for a "Denver Double Dip". The first time was so easy all I had to do was think about it and I went. However, round two of the double dip was much more challenging. I beat it until I was sore, the only thing that helped me reach climax were crazy videos of tranny's getting raw dogged by midgets."

by DDD - August 25, 2013

Basic Denver Bro

Male. Aged 19-35. Drives an old SUV, Toyota Tacoma, or other "utilitarian" vehicle. Claims to love craft beer though may or may not be able to discern the difference between a porter and a stout. Likely climbs, skis, snowboards, or mountain bikes. Maybe all four. Will not hesitate to to brag about said sports 'superior aesthetic,' and will probably overstate his accomplishments, leading you to believe he understands what he is talking about. Believes that his zest for life, above average intellect, and moderately handsome profile makes him truly unique, thereby entitling him to regurgitate humble-brag exaggerated stories of adventure/accomplishments to you. His nicest garments are flannel.

Girl: Did you see all the Basic Denver Bros at the bar? I got asked 32 times to go climbing and get a beer after.

by Obi commode-y January 6, 2015

Meme dealer

A God that has given you a reason to live

I get memes from my Meme dealer

by Mini Mack December 7, 2017

deader

To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)

I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.

by CartlidgeIsGay December 30, 2008

Denver Broncos

The greatest team in the NFL with a loyal, passionate fan base. Being a Broncos fan means you never stop showing your support, no matter how much suffering or losses the team puts you through.

The Denver Broncos may never make the playoffs again, but I'm still Denver 'till I die.

God is a Broncos fan, why else are sunsets orange and blue?

by Ihatemakingnamesbro..... October 15, 2010

Denver Balloon

The act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your ass-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your anus-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse's cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.

dude, i gave my wife a sick Denver balloon last night. I laughed for hours.

by beaver stretcher March 5, 2013