valentine's day

A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.

Fuck Valentine's Day! I say we erase it from the calendar!

by cranky and bitter February 15, 2007

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St. Noob's Day

The original date in which the word "Noob" was created. the exact day is not known therefore people have made there own dates. officially the dates are as follows, 4th of January, 23rd of March, 1st of August, and 13th of September. on these days it is considered ok to act like a noob.

Person 1:"Dude why are you noob-tubing everyone?!?!?!"
Person 2: "it's alright man it's St. Noob's Day today!"

by FunkyHat July 26, 2009

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Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

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St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.

Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.

by steve_rogers_is_dead September 27, 2007