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by blundafromdownunda February 16, 2014
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by jessssssc August 07, 2019
The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.
Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.
Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.
Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.
by Yourmumsovaries June 05, 2014
by Homewreckin Hef May 27, 2024
Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.
Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!
by QuacksO November 06, 2022