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Make A Distraction

The greatest band in the world. Full stop. The kind of band you would happily give your new puppy away for to a butcher just so that you could listen to them once.
Tom cruise- Some one fucking film me... i'm not getting any attention

Producer- Make A Distraction

Tom Cruise- ah makes sense now
by Emeraldpandora August 20, 2009
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distraction markers

Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.
Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.
by jsl1966 June 11, 2021
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pimple distraction

When your having sex with a woman from behind and her ass pimples cause you to go limp!
She was hot, but the pimple distraction looked like puss filled ass craters and killed my boner.
by Richardo Cabesa March 22, 2017
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distracted approval

When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.
When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.
by textwoman May 20, 2011
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distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.
some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005
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distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.
After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.
by wat thehell January 23, 2008
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Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!
by windadam April 17, 2009
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