dicksock

a sock you put on your cock to warm it up or a condom

"you ripped my dicksock asshole!"

by dicksock October 18, 2008

dicksmash

when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!

IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU

by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017

dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.

"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"

by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005

dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

dicksick

the point at which a female (or male) gets tired of sex with a male and no longer cares for his penis and refuses to have sex with him.
Usually leads to the female becoming a lesbian

Girl: We have had sex too much, I am getting dicksick

Friend: Is that possible?

Girl: Hell yes

by Treachery May 4, 2008

Dicksickle

A literal icicle, formed on the end of a male's genitalia. A very unpleasant occurrence, that is brought on primarily by exposure to extreme cold.

Most commonly seen in Canada, where a combination of severely cold, dry air and other factors make this a detrimental condition to natives.

After hunting moose for several hours, I realized that quite a large dicksickle had formed.

by Canada, eh?? December 16, 2010

dicksickle

Can either be an insult or a term that discribes a cold man's dick. Ment to be offensive and is usually used when a pesrson is being an ass,ect.

The girl thought the boy was a dicksickle for being such a prick to her.

by Lizzie February 27, 2003