Dad

Please come back

My dad left buy some milk

by Al dawg January 31, 2020

Dad

Motherfucker.

The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC.
Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.

by th0tslayer_69 September 16, 2021

Dad

The man who holds the loudest sneezing record.

“Man, I wish I could sneeze as loud as Dad.”

by Sebastian III December 11, 2021

dad

he left me when i was 1 for milk :(

dad left me mom

by toxfn November 16, 2020

The Dad

when a woman calls you daddy during sex then you ejaculate on her and say: oh I guess we're all out of milk, then proceed to leave and never return

hey Dave I'm gonna go do the dad with my wife tonight!

by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021

DADDING

VERB

1: TO EXPRESS DAD QUALITIES SUCH AS BEING CHEESEY OR CORNY
2: TO BE OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF SOMEONE OR THING

EX: STOP DADDING OUR DOG SHES NOT ALLERGIC TO GRASS YOU DONT NEED TO HOLD HER WHILE SHE PEES

by HipsterFishster January 8, 2017

dad

Dumb Ass Deadbeat

Any man can be a dad. But it takes a real man to be a father. That dad who doesn't pay support but always thinks he a great dad while spending his support at the bar!! Yea I'm a great dad cheers!! heres to the kids!!

by big native November 13, 2009