Cumfused

When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.

A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.

As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.

by BoogiedownBLLLAkke April 13, 2010

cumfuss

when a guy cums and a girl fusses over it

Dude, I just heard Max girlfriend cumfuss. He prematurely ejaculated on her face. She really wasn't happy.

by Katy Gomos January 10, 2009

Cumfusion

Cumfusion is an Anatomical Phenomenon that Occurs when Non-Ejaculated Semen Oozes from a Once-Erect Penis & Cures into an Adhesive, thus Bonding or “Fusing” One’s Member to their Inner Thigh, Stomach or Any Other Body Part within a Cock Radius. Cumfusion often Occurs after One Blows a Load & Remains Stationary; in Most Cases the Future Cumfused is Napping, Sleeping it Off or Awaiting Sandwich Preparation or Completion by the Generous Creature that Aided in the Ejaculatory Process, either by: an Ole Fashioned (HJ), Oral Stimulation (BJ), Sex within Various Orifices, etc. Hot Showers Can Quickly Aid the De-Bonding Process & Allow One to Wash the Stanky Off their Hang-Down.

I Hit It, Passed Out, then Woke Up with Major Cumfusion, so I Awkwardly Hobbled to the Shower & Put that Bitch on High Heat...Problem Solved.

by Corp. Clegg May 29, 2021

panty-cuffs

When your underwear is down around your ankles and prevents you from leaping into action.

I nearly got side-swiped by an ambulance when I accidentally gave myself panty-cuffs by trying to pull off an ill-fitting pair of underwear at a red light while wearing combat boots.

by Eric_WVGG May 18, 2016

fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.

1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.

by bt February 28, 2003

cuffudled

verbally mixed up sentence.
confused dialogue

When on a stop-n-search by the police one might accidentally "cuffudle" by saying:
There's no cunts on me drugstable

by mad guerilla July 11, 2005

cuffufflettes

5 twins can be called cuffufflettes

shungi; nathan said you are a cuffufflette! lawrence is a cuffufflette.

by pedro November 28, 2004