CrumpleCock

A man with a very small and wrinkly penis.

Kevin- "Dude, have you seen Larry's dick?! "
Jordan- "Haha yeah. He has such a crumplecock"

by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017

Cumples

;the sexy dimple’s certain women have on their lower back just above their derrière, that one can fill with Cum hence Cum + Dimple’s = Cumples.

Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?

by Vendetta Fist April 16, 2021

thunder crumbles

a really dank type of weed

I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!!

by Ben Stocks February 11, 2008

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

hrary crumpler

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

by T record June 1, 2013

Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008