A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.
My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).
My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).
Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.
TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.
Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.
TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?
TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.
Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.
TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?
by Snappy July 6, 2005
Get the Tom Cruise mug.The feeling you get after disembarking from a cruise ship. Usually caused by not being able to see all of the cool people you met onboard anymore. Typically lasts for 1-7 days, but can be much longer.
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A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.
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Get the Cruise Sock mug.Someone who drives their car late at night, normally down the high street on a saturday night, admiring the girls in their short skirts
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Get the Night Cruiser mug.A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.
Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
by sbd April 9, 2006
Get the Carpet Cruiser mug.Kind of self-defining. Behaving in ways that are shocking or ridiculous to other people and totally unaware of how others are reacting.
He spent all night trying to impress a stripper with a disappearing coin trick. Rob's Tom Cruise Crazy.
by KLParmley July 23, 2008
Get the tom cruise crazy mug.A person who "cruises" is usually checking out someone they may already be interested in, or roaming the clubs and other venues looking for someone, usually for anonymous sex, or possibly even drugs. If accompanied by a crew, a cruise may involve hours of mindless party hopping while under the influence.
Jim cruised the guy in the VIP section of the club.
Yo Dawg, I heard they have some bitchin frat parties popping tonight! Let's cruise around for some.
Yo Dawg, I heard they have some bitchin frat parties popping tonight! Let's cruise around for some.
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