Skye Croissant Haynes

Skye Croissant Haynes is the biggest bottom imaginable, there is no top involved with them. A Skye croissant Haynes is also a raging bisexual who is in denial

“Make me”

“Oh my gosh you’re such a Skye Croissant Haynes”

by Veronica Jake April 1, 2021

Cherry yogurt croissant

When u cum inside a girl who is on her period, then when u pull out the blood and the cum ooz out

"I just turned my girlfriend into a cherry yogurt croissant "

by Aptbark1234 January 14, 2020

Are you going to finish that croissant?

Are You Going To Finish That Croissant?, also referred as "Cwosant," is a line from mispronunciation of the word croissant said by Carl Wheezer from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius on Nickelodeon. It is commonly used in YouTube Poop remix videos.

Are you going to finish that croissant? I really want it.

by bbbbbbdddddd January 25, 2021

ass croissant

An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.

" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"

"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"

by Chelsea Reinisch August 3, 2008

Fag Croissant

To be douchely in nature.
Not only are they a fag, But they are also a french fag, thus making the fag more faggly.

Becky Woelks is quite the fag croissant.

by TEWHYLUH May 11, 2009

dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

Pocket Croissant

A Vaheegna that is flakey, moist, and buttery, however, it often is crooked.

Man, I’m glad she has a Pocket Croissant ‘cause it’ll fit my left curving dick!

by anonymous June 9, 2021