Crochity

To be upset, its worse than being butt hurt or booty tickled.

last night, i made this girl so crochity, she was crying.

by ciah_13 July 7, 2010

crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

by Abby_c July 7, 2017

crotchetyness

One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP

Mock's crotchetyness is legendary

by sonycowboy October 12, 2004

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

cronchet

A person who doesn't know how to spell a word correctly and so they just spell it how it sounds.

That dude's spelling is so whack; he's cronchet.

by Shawn33 June 22, 2014

Cochet

A complete sale pute. If you're in France and you meet a Cochet, leave the country immediately. She is stingy, foul mouthed, and insolent. If there is anything sweet in your home, she'll invade faster than a colony of ants. Stay away at all costs.

I met a Cochet on the airplane to Paris. As soon as we landed, I got back on the plane and returned home to Alabama.

by Skousser May 25, 2019

crochead

Someone who has many pairs of crocs and loves crocs

"dang that guy has a bunch of crocs...what a crochead!"

by crockerdile July 1, 2022