Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.

I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.

by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010

crober

Crazy sober. Usually happens when you really want to get wasted but can't find drugs.

Graham Baskett couldn't find a tro, so he'll be crober all night.

by brandoniscool May 28, 2005

chobber

An object or a person on the large side.

Did you see the size of that lass? She were proper chobber.

I had a chobber plate of chips last night.

Wooaah, chobber!

by Pocket Beatnik January 21, 2008

Cronberry

A street in a field, near Cumnock. Famous for being invisible to Radar and being undetectable on Google Earth.

Have you heard of Cronberry?

The little red fruit things?

by Obama's Illegitimate Child June 12, 2012

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018

crabbers

a small fat ginger caucasian male whom receives gay blowjobs on a daily basis

#gay #homosexual #LGBTQ

i am a crabbers

by the crabbers killer July 20, 2019

clobbering

Having sex without kissing.

Ben: "Hey man how'd it go with Veronica last night?"
Zach: "Bro i clobbered the shit out of her!"
Ben: "Damn, you didn't even kiss her!!!"

Clobbering - Having sex without kissing

by Zurbur February 22, 2020