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Curb Critter

Curb Critter is usally a meber of the Gutter rat family. They live in mommas basement, Wack off to much. Have no life education nor income. They live off the crumbs of the poor. And lie endlessly. If you see a Curb Critter squash it it carrys all the dangers of bad hygine. If they breed kill the off spring they are all interbreed.
Curb Critters are rat like critters but very filthy!
by Ruthless one July 28, 2011
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zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.
Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.
by Torbert July 6, 2018
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critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.
After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.
by g3money September 24, 2011
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Critters

Under the stair dwellers, can also smell. DONT GET TO CLOSE THEY WILL BITE!
Look at all those critters.
by Tipsy trev March 12, 2019
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Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree was an animatronic band that came out a couple years after Pizza Time Theatre. It consists of Skeeter the Rattlesnake, Country Cal, Foxy Roxy, and of course, Tex Critter himself. Most of them today are in bad condition but are being restored and will look better than ever when finished.
Do you remember Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree?”
“Yea dude. Remember Roxy? Damn she was a cutie.”
I know right.”
by KenoTheTCPJfan April 29, 2020
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Dusty Critter

Dusty Critter(Adjective)
Pronounciation \ˈdəs-te ˈkri-tər\

A ghetto, filthy, and obnoxious person who does not get their facts straight; a person who had evidently lived under a rock, and is not "new".
Dusty Critter- Yo!1 What is up2 homies? Look! l got a new shirt from GAP and stole a free sample from the 99 Cent Store!

Gangsta- Where you live?

Dusty Critter- The Dump.

Gangsta- You damn Dusty Critter Doodoo Critter.
by Proper English Slangs March 22, 2009
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split critter

a vagina or the imprint of a pussy
im hunting the elusive split critter
by jackazz September 15, 2003
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