Ride Critic

Any passenger for Uber or Lyft that gives you a bad rating over the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.

I got a text, an email and an alert on my mobile device from (ridesharing company) about how dirty my car is. Came to find out it was a fucking ride critic that complained about the water spots on the right side windows.

by DecemberTwentynine August 9, 2017

Constructive Criticism

Insult(s) that offer(s) suggestions regarding improvement.

My mother gave me some constructive criticism on my spelling and grammar.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

Critics

Critics, more commonly known as Crickets are a strange breed of humans, feeding off the blood of their victims.

Devoid of any talent themselves, Crickets sink their fangs into other peoples talent and drain the hapless victim of all skill and self-respect. Crickets sometimes also can be known to try and rebel against their fellows, resulting in bloody and mass wars, often helped by the Fingerlicans or the party in power at the moment.

"Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place, come down and masturbate over the corpses"

~ Ernest Hemingway on being a critic

by kodiac1 July 3, 2006

criticalist

When something is really, really, extra, extra fucking critical. Real serious stuff.

Jeff is too important to waste his time on anything but the most criticalist of projects.

by Bootstrap & Hawxey Inc. July 16, 2009

Critication

Crit·tee·kay·shun

What you recieve when someone critiques you or something that you did.

Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.

Jay: Why man arn't you good already?

Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.

Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!

Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.

by Kentuckysunrise22 June 29, 2010

Hypo-critic

A self-proclaimed critic who is especially fond of criticizing anything whilst being hypocritical.

John, "Hey man what's with Greg?"
Jack, "Oh he's just a hypo-critic, just ignore him."
John, "He's always so unmannerly and today he told me I'M rude. The nerve."

by misslyss. March 11, 2011

Critical Mass

When you are physically incapable of holding in a shit any longer.

I was at Home Depot with my girlfriend when suddenly I reached Critical Mass and had to run to the closest toilet to avoid sitting in my pants. Thank god we were in the plumbing isle.

by Ken "the loose canon" Loveman November 28, 2012