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Hypo-critic

A self-proclaimed critic who is especially fond of criticizing anything whilst being hypocritical.
John, "Hey man what's with Greg?"
Jack, "Oh he's just a hypo-critic, just ignore him."
John, "He's always so unmannerly and today he told me I'M rude. The nerve."
by misslyss. March 11, 2011
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Hypocritical

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).
When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.
by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008
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Hypocritical Feminist

A woman that uses her elevated position in combination with a fake and unchallenged, “feminist stance” for her own selfish gains. She does not help other women or society, more generally. Therefore, her brand of “feminism” could be more harmful to women than misogyny.
Blanca was fucking her own (male) graduate student advisee at the same time she was working on campus legislation against fraternization, publicly. Other male professors were fired for similar offenses, but she got away with it because she played the feminist card. She is a hypocritical feminist.

Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.
by Hsin2187 June 12, 2016
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Hypocriticism

n. Colorful commentary, typically unhelpful advice, offered by a person guilty of making the same mistakes.
When my alcoholic father tells me, "You know, you really shouldn't drink so much," I always make sure to thank him for his hypocriticism.
by Ben Earl Jones September 25, 2010
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hypocriting

Being hypocritical. The act of being a hypocrite. Verb.
I 'aint bovvered in pretending. Don't wanna be like all those people hypocriting.
by VtotheL November 3, 2013
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hypocriticizer

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".
Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
by bobcajun July 15, 2010
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Hypocritlican

A term reserved for pious Republicans who have preached against things like Homosexuality, Hookers and Extramarital Affairs only to be caught later doing the EXACT same thing they preached against.
Hypocritlican hypocrite prostitute self righteous republican
by RatPackSopra June 28, 2009
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