Hippie-crite

Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".

MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.

by Velma Hart August 17, 2011

blind cited

Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.

In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

Hate Crimed

The past tense of a crime that was committed motivated by prejudice

“ I was hate crimed because I’m a lesbian”

by cookiemonstered September 15, 2021

hailee crites

sexiest person on earth

hailee crites is so sexy

by haileeissoswag January 11, 2022

bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 27, 2020

girl who cried rape

rape is a crime that involves forcing someone to have sexual intercourse with you. While it is generally seen as a crime committed by men against women, it can be committed by anyone against anyone, and later on people finding out you were never raped and you cried rape which is an all to common occurrence in today's society.

hey Nicole did you hear Brianna got raped?, no turns out she lied and became the girl who cried rape

by kyro the happy bear December 6, 2020

The Boy who Cried Game

When your friend tells you he wants to game for hours. He proceeds to tell you to hop on, and only stays on for 1 round then hops off.

Austin: Get on let’s game.
Friend: Are you going to get off after one round?
Austin: Nah man I’ve been waiting to game all weekend.

*1 game later*

Austin: Alright peace

Friend: The Boy who Cried Game…typical

by GameBoyCried August 20, 2023