'crastin

Quite simply, a shortened word for procrastinating.

Person 1: Have you done your homework?
Person 2: Nah man I've been 'crastin.

by Longshanks McCreary January 25, 2011

cranthered

:Messed up

:state of being completely inebriated

:wrong, or totally fucked

John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.

by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015

Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005

Pro Crastinator

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"

Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.

by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011

Crast

A distraction or collection of distractions that keep one from achieving an intended task.

A population 'crastinates' or has 'crastinated' when a majority of their time is spent engaging in activities not even remotely productive.

When a population favors their 'crastinated' state of mindless entertainment with little or no interaction required over a properly functioning society, they are said to be 'Pro-crastination'

Sites like Youtube and Urban Dictionary are just the type of crast on the Internet today that really epitomize my stance on procrastination.

by Mars Redwyne March 10, 2009

Cranston Gap

The little space between a girls upper thighs and just below her cooter as she stands or walks with legs together. The open space forms the shape of an upside down triangle. It is usually reserved to fit/thin girls as chubby thighs tend to crush the happy gap. Fall into the gap. Same as happy gap.

Wow! Look at that 2 finger cranston gap.

by kegdrink April 5, 2009

Crankthatfrank

Crank that Frank is a rat he is a repressed yeemo who despises musical.ly and smule because of their cringe factors he has multiple alter egos such as crankthatFred, which is is most believed one he is father of his rat people
Catchphrases: Yee, ree, skree, dead inside, buy my merch, etc.

Person: I love Crankthatfrank
Me: Reeeeeeeeeee me too
Person and myself together: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ~strange life~ May 28, 2018