Coach Z

A crazy man from a different country who has a weird accent, sleeps in a locker room, and always is looking for a chance to start a nice, long verse of his hip-hop single, "these people try to fade me!"

Coach Z: the king's gone mad with power! he's tryin' to eat the chort! JOOORRRBB!

by IRS."It Really Sucks" November 19, 2003

Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.

Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.

by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013

Costco

the happiest place on earth

person1 - we're going to costco
person 2 - FUCK YA

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

that's so coachella

Shit teen girls say when they see something they like.

Oh my gosh Kylie, that's so coachella!

by CumKardashian May 1, 2017

Costcotard

Condition where someone loses their situational awareness and mindlessly blocks the aisle while sampling free food at Costco.

Costco on weekends has too many Costcotards.

by Middagh July 20, 2008

Costco Chef

I person who thinks they can cook but in reality they are just good at heating up frozen meals from costco.

My mom thinks she is a 5 star cook, but in reality she is just a costco chef.

by Scott J. F. March 22, 2010

Costcoamnesia

Consuming large amounts of Costco food (i.e. hotpockets, bread, gogurt, etc.) and then having no recollection of said consumption.

That poor boy Kenneth has costcoamnesia.

by MDL Enterprises September 8, 2011