coalflake

The opposite of a liberal "snowflake" meant to describe a conservative republican, ESPECIALLY a Trump supporter.
Snowflake being the pure, beautiful visions of the Left, compared to the COALFLAKE which is something dirty, worthless and outdated.

Awww, Trump is considered the stupidest man alive? Poor little COALFLAKE, even when you win you're still a loser!

by Dave the Dark God May 21, 2017

Pornflakes

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

by guntherer January 6, 2009

Cornflaked

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.

“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”

by BobMcBobbins June 4, 2018

cornflicker

the act of removing a kernel of corn from the tip of the penis after it is removed from the anus.

the faggot ate so much corn that his butt buddy had no choice but to become a cornflicker.

by jumpinjim December 22, 2009

Shit in your cornflakes

an exclamation of a terrible time, a horrible ordeal

Dave: Hey John, get out of here, me and and Alyssa are about to have some of that whammy-jammy

John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie

by Tee Dubbz December 16, 2008

pee in my cornflakes

someone goes and says or does something that ruins your day

"sorry i can't go this this weekend."
"why don't you just pee in my cornflakes won't cha"

"who peed in your cornflakes this morning?"
my mom won't let me go to the concert!"

by brodybear May 9, 2007

shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why

Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019