hairy cornetto

Another way of saying taste my hairy creamy cock

"Get ya lips round my hairy cornetto"
"Phwor she gave my hairy cornetto a right good licking"

by AB342018 January 4, 2018

Corvette

A car that has never been used to deliver pizza. Unlike Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans and Mazdas.

Go pizza boy, 30 minutes or its free.

by SuperFast80 October 24, 2003

Corbetted

Verb: To be cockblocked at an extreme level. Usually by someone who is incapable of reading the atmosphere of the situation. Present tense is Corbetting.

See also corbett (n): A master of cockblocking and someone who cannot recognise the obvious.

Awesome guy: Hey you're totally corbetting me!
Corbett: Oh am i?......How?.....I don't get it?
Awesome guy: Read the atmosphere dude! The atmosphere!!
Corbett: (Realises her mistake) OH! I'm sorry!

Awesome guy: OMG I just got corbetted.

by BiNGOhatestara May 16, 2011

Corbett

A young man who wrangles cougars at the local watering hole.

look at that guy trying to pick up that MILF over there, he must be a Corbett.

by Bon 87 June 28, 2008

Corvette logic

Arrogant Psychological projection by Corvette owners. They make an average of $90,000+ a year and assume teens with Civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a Corvette or 500hp Mustang. For some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at Wal-Mart or Auto Zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 MPG @ 3.55 a gallon. They claim these teens spent 50 grand on their Civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud muffler, crappy wing and a K&N air filter.

These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.

Corvette Frank: When are going to get rid of that ricer and get a Corvette.

Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.

Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp

Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.

by Harley Earl April 15, 2008

corseting

A type of piercing in which several rings are put into the surface of skin, and ribbons are run through it

Hey, did you see that chick with the corseting done?

by Allie April 19, 2005

cornetto tits

when a womens breast resembles the bottom of a cornetto ice cream cone, with the cone being the breast and the nipple being the drop of chocalate

wow i was over mandy's house and she showed me her cornetto tits

by handsome-karp October 10, 2020