CORNED

WHEN YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO BAD, ITS LIKE YOU BENT THEM OVER AND STUCK A CORN ON THE COBB UP THIER ASS.

WOW THAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS SO SMART, I CORNED THAT BITCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022

Corn Cobbed Cock

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.

Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...

by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010

Dirty Corben

When you fill a shot glass with cum, make your girl eat it, then jerk off your friend Ethan with the bend of your knee until he blows his load all over the cat he’s about to eat

Dude I just Dirty Corbened my friends mom

by Cockben May 24, 2020

corned

getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."

Mike: "you gonna git corned tonite?"
Dynamic Duo in unison: "no, i mean yeah."

by cheezdribble December 10, 2008

corben

a man with a 10 inch or greater penis who sports it everywhere he goes

I saw a guy in the showers the other day and he had a corben.

by Harry Dangler November 22, 2007

curbed

Past tense of when you or someone else has been ditched, dumped, or otherwise "kicked to the curb".

Dude 1: Sheila dumped me last Saturday.

Dude 2: That's harsh man.

Dude 1: No shit. I got curbed and she didn't even give me a reason.

by Bulldog6 September 8, 2009

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006