When a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn't enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive cunnilingus.
My girlfriend made me more frustrated than a Texas district judge when I couldn't get my lick in with the big belt, so I had to administer the punitive cunnilingus.
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A type of lesbian sex position where one girl holds the girl upside down, where the pussy is facing her mouth and the other girl is facing her pussy. Both girls proceed to coordinate themselves to cartwheel in any direction, and perform cunnilingus as the cartwheel.
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For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)
Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad
Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.
Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad
Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.
by Birgit208 March 14, 2013
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She told me that she would go spread eagle and I could do what I wanted
So you chose cunnilingus?
Of course!!!
So you chose cunnilingus?
Of course!!!
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