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go home cook rice

Background: Cooking rice is a daily chore in households in Hawaii. This chore is often tasked to the children/teenagers of the family who usually got home from school before their parents and were instructed to cook the rice for dinner.

Hawaiian slang: This phrase has the equivalent effect of "go home!" or "go back to where you came from" in American speech. There are many equivalent uses: some used to express disdain, some used jokingly and some used to express relief from a hard day of work.
Ex. 1 - Mahina (at a football game): "Fuck the Huskies!! Go home cook rice!"

Ex. 2 - Leinani: "Don't even kno how fo' do simple division? Brah, you bettah just go home cook rice."

Ex. 3 - Kawika: "Ho braddah, dat one homework took so long. Finally pau. Time to go home cook rice."
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Jonathan Cook

Jonathan Cook is the lead singer of the epic band, Forever the Sickest Kids. He is also the former lead singer of the band (now broken up) The Flipside.

It took less than a year for the band FTSK to get signed with Universal Records. No one is too surprised on how famous they're now becoming. It was kind of expected.

They played at Warped in '07, and were on the AP Tour for '08. They have also played on Dallas Today before.

Their new cd is now out, <i>Underdog Alma Mater</i>.
Jonathan Cook is a very down to earth and funny guy.
by Themasterofpetrabbits May 3, 2008
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Cook Jug

Term created by trap rapper Waka Flocka Flame. Assumed to be some sort of device shaped like a jug used to cook crack and other types of drugs.
Throw the ingredients in the cook jug; we're trapping. SQUAD.
by mjavaheri April 18, 2014
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friendship cook

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals
Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..
by Crystal J April 2, 2008
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cook your own goose

To bring something upon yourself.
Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
by millionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010
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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
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cockdamnit

Just a worse way of saying damn it.
The oil spill is still gushing after 75 days...

Cockdamnit!
by Samatic July 9, 2010
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